my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)
"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen
"Slytherins can’t be brave," Please allow me to direct your attention to Regulus Black, and his storyline which was so conveniently left out of the movies.
Fun Fact: If you morph Orlando Bloom and Jack Gleeson you get Rupert Friend in Homeland.
Here have some proof.
i wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can decorate it with stupid dorky posters of shit we like and anime figurines and art and we can cook weird recipes we found on the internet and eat them and watch anime or cartoons even if the food is gross because we made it and we’re perfect